WE SELL GUNS ILLEGALLY

this is satire

We manufacture and distribute firearms on a global level, working outside of the bounds of the law. Our workforce is made up of 98% children,
and of the 2% that are adults, none of them have passed any safety tests! You thankfully do not need a license to order from our shop,
but due to legal reasons, our only job is to keep OUR workers safe! so you, my friend, can get your illegal firearms safely!

We are centered in Cincinati, Ohio. Each one of us has always had one single dream, to manufacture firearms immorally.
Our lives are poor, but with this dream we can become rich and make history! Along with you, our loyal customers. We hope to make many dreams across the world come true
with out business.

ALL GUNS MANUFACTURED UNETHICALLY!