We Sell Guns Illegally™ safety plan

Here at We Sell Guns Illegally™ we value the safety of our workers, so we have devised a safety plan to make sure that they remain uninjured and we remain unlawsuitable!

Basic employee responsibilities

Every employee is responsible for his or her own faults, we are not responsible for any accidents, but to prevent any accidents in case any of our workers happen to know any good lawyers, here is the plan we have devised to make sure that nobody gets hurt.

- Wear Proper Protective Equipment
- Don’t put your hands in machines that could damage them
- Don’t test guns prematurely
- Don’t be stupid

The precautions we are taking for you (You greedy animals)

Here at We Sell Guns Illegally ™ have devised precautions to make sure that you avoid injury

- We have specially designated janitors that are not paid
- We make sure that machines are kept in an orderly and safe manner
- We store completed arms in a vault that normal employees cannot access
- We have mandatory alcohol tests every morning just to make sure you’re sharing.
- There are smoke alarms (with no batteries), fire alarms (that are just glued onto the wall), fire extinguishers (filled with gasoline), and fire exits (blocked off to increase working efficiency)

Common Hazards

- Spilling of molten metals
- Bullet shells on ground
- Explosive materials